Landis, seen here in his latest disguise attempt.KIEV TO CAROLINA - What began as a rescheduled Uno night ended up providing for the creation of a detective agency whose sole mission is to locate the whereabouts of missing Extreme ONE founding father Sean Landis.
“Sean didn’t return any of our phone calls,” said fellow member Aaron Mason. “I can only assume he’s traveling around the globe stealing rhyming historical artifacts and geographical non-sequiturs.”
Landis has been proving difficult for the Extreme ONE team to pin down. The agency has released a statement saying their reports "have him anywhere from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe, Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back," and that "there’s also this disguise issue.”
But, according to Pope Vince, Landis’s attempts at masking his appearance have all been futile: “His disguises don’t fool me for a second. Look at those black gloves!”
Since last Thursday, the members of Extreme ONE have formed an a capella group, The Gumshoes, in hopes that it will entice Landis back into game play. Their debut album, “The Warrant,” is due to drop on April 29.
