Pope Vince Unimpressed with Great Adventure’s Latest Offering

An uninterested Pontiff longs to fill his empty hands with the Game of Kings.

EXIT 7A, NJ - Extreme One figurehead and Father of the UNOtarian Church Pope Vince looked, according to witnesses, “pretty bored” with his debut ride on Six Flag’s newest roller coaster The Xtreme Scrambler.

“When I saw that the ride’s name had extreme in it, I naturally assumed it was going to live up to the expectation,” Pope Vince said, “but all it did was dissapoint. It was nowhere near the thrill of a Draw 18 Train Wreck, a Chuck Norris, or even a Skip Haunt.”

When asked if he was ever going to return and give the park another try, Pope Vince seemed optimistic, citing that “that Coke 2-fer is too good to pass up,” and that “one of those safari monkeys took a wiper off, and I’ll be damned if he’s getting away with that.”