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Card: Created from a high number card, the Chuck Norris is the first gender specific card. When a Chuck Norris is thrown, every man at the table has to live up to the standard of manliness that Chuck Norris sets by drawing 2 cards in silence (except for the thrower, who is acting in the stead of Chuck Norris). Since the Chuck Norris Card is created from a number card, kudos will be given to the man who doubles that number in push-ups. I hear that Chuck Norris single-handedly saved the West from the Communists. After the cards are drawn, play resumes as normal.
This card works hand in hand with its female counterpart, the Margaret Thatcher. When used together, the situation might occur which is known as a Royal Flush.
Author: Big V
Accompanying Imagery: Roundhouse Kicks, Tight Jeans, Tears that Cure Cancer
Status: Unauthorized
1 comment:
The Chuck Norris Card. I didn't think this one would work. Now that I see it in front of me it's not will it be adopted, its how many countries will it help move towards democracy.
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