March 14, 2007

New Rule #4: The Royal Flush

Rule: The Royal Flush occurs when a player throws the Royal Pair (Chuck Norris & Margaret Thatcher) to go out, and then finishes off with the A-Bomb. If the game is being played with points, the player who threw the Royal Flush automatically receives the points it takes to win that game and 200 additional points to start when he or she begins again.

Because of the slim chance of this hand actually occurring in my lifetime, I am willing to say that the person who throws it will never have to shuffle again in his/her life.

Author: Big V

Accompanying Imagery: The Nuclear Holocaust Scene from Terminator 2

Status: Unauthorized

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